Hello again, my Hexers loyal and true. Last month we unleashed the Suicide Hex on your unsuspecting foes: aye, indeed, we did.
The response was awesome: three Hexers have already given their lives, firing their hate through the occult ether to bring Calamity down on their opponents! But with what results! From the Astral I observed a car crash, an accidental beheading and a – wait for it – fatal cycling accident! All the offending miscreants were dead within the day. What further proof is needed to show the might of the Suicide Curse? Albert Little wandered the Faerie-haunted Isle of Man, conjuring “Faerie Wee-Twinkle Lore” to help these Hexes on their way. Meanwhile, Abigail Brown has been hot in her hut, invoking the dread demons of Santeria to drive these ebon death-curses to their hapless targets!
All in all, an awesome display of advanced Hexing, if I may make so bold. Stick with the very best – stick with Hex-me.com! In seven moons, my magnificent Hexers – and other students of arcane, eldritch, lore – we shall speak again.
Labels: 2008, March, monthly address