Greetings, O Hexers loyals and true! The time is come for this month’s address to the hexing multitudes. Well, we have journeyed a long way together – clients, Hexers and my humble self. Only a year ago this site was only a chimera - a vision in my mind. Today it is a hugely popular online resource, with thousands of acolytes and cultic devotees all over the world.
Of course, this was inevitable given the sheer quality of our work and the many excellent resources available on the site – ring tones, testimonies, tarots readings – and of course, my peerless addresses!
The only fly in the ointment have been the online publications – these have not been satisfactory in terms of price, style or content. To this end we are developing a whole series of occult source materials giving insights into the deep viscera of hex-me magic. In fact, the whole store is going to be extensively remodelled with a nether eye to this conclusion. As a preamble to this, we will soon present Dr Kshatriya’s peerless masterpiece, ‘Catallaxical Astrology’ for your delectation. This profound work blends NLP and the new science of emergent order to explain meaningful coincidence as a means of advancing oneself. Profound stuff!
Only last night I visited England and the peerless Damien Crowley. He brought with him two stooges from his bare knuckle days. These two poltroons almost ruined an excellent restaurant meal with whining talk about ‘Wicca’ (wicker baskets, I should say!) and fawning demand for bibulous quaffs of our $30 bottle of wine. Damien clearly felt shame at these tag-a-longs clinging to his illustrious coat tails. However, he held us spellbound with talk about his new book – which should indeed become a treasured occult classic.
Until seven moons are passed – farewell!
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