October Address

Many magics,

The month of October was a productive month. We rediscovered ancient arts in Blackpool. Who would have thought that a seasonal seaside town would hold so much intrigue? We obtained ancient scrolls from a Temple of Poseidon adept and set these to work in your favour.

For this month, we have other interesting items of which I will now inform you. First, we reiterate that it is not wise to attempt to put a curse someone on your own. We mention this because it is so easy to be drawn in by the charlatans who tell you that magic is easy and there is nothing to worry about when trying out their dangerous concoctions. This is NOT the case. So take heed. Second, we are building a new temple. Third, we wish to inform you of yet another magnificent service that we have just launched, the Debrief Blaster (see below). It is now available.

1) How do I put a curse on someone?

My simple advice is not to do it yourself. It is best to let people who are more adept do it for you. We can do it for you. I do not say this to profiteer. I say it for your own safety. It is possible that your attempts could backfire. Please do not try it at home; it isn’t clever. The consequences of this have been discussed for centuries elsewhere. So I will not thrash out those here. The simple solution is to use the following link: Put a curse on someone

2) Building a new temple

Today, we have taken measures for the erection of our new temple. It is rest upon our stout courtyard, on hexagonal slabs. We discern these will act as batteries, with harnessed vigour drawn from the Sun itself. It will bring together all four elements and fortify future requests. However, this is not needed at present, as we still possess the clout to summon Poseidon and act in the interests of fellow hexers.

3) Debrief blaster

The aim of a debrief blaster is to remove particular harmful effects from your socialization that have caused you misery. Despite the emphasis of so-called freedom in many societies, most societies (including Anglo-Saxon ones) are for the most part puritanical. We can issue a one off spell to remove many damaging aspects of your socialisation. For more information, please use the following link to ask more questions: Debrief blaster

Until later,

Theo

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