May Address

Hello!

I recently went on an expedition to obtain a certain occult knowledge that only seems to be associated with Blackpool.

While I was there I chanced upon engravings on an outside wall of the town hall, which inspire for the most part. One might witness a striking tusked demon with his elfish horn ears, tangential to a pair of Lancashire roses – symbols abound!

He shares so much in common with the Green Man. He is not, however, one of his kindred. His seaweed facial hair and his cockleshell frontal lobe are reminiscent of Aquarius. His shell-like beard is, again, another reminder of the deep. This, my friends, is Poseidon, the Great God of Oceans Deep.

Blackpool has an ancient occult connection with Poseidon. It was knowledge of this union that I sought on my visit there. I encountered the correct merchant of the Temple. He bestowed the rites to convene with the Aqueous One. I employed the Pictish scroll, as the ancient ones did, and harnessed forces to use for the benefit of fellow Hexers. I have stored sufficient magical essence for seven of the most potent spells. Please place your curse now for consideration. My preference would be to curse someone or determine whether I was cursed myself.

Until later,

Theo

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