Greetings, my loyal Hexers! After Seven Moons, I greet thee here again. I promised last month we would be discussing the fabled Suicide Hex in this Address – and I was not jesting!
Consider the unbreakable Will of the Kamikaze pilots as they swooped like eagles onto the hapless American carriers in the blue Pacific; consider the force of unbreakable Will that focused their attentions on the task at hand – the Will to Suicide! And what force of Will could possibly be greater, than that required to choose Death over Life? With this in mind, we offer a new service to our illustrious roster of services – the Suicide Hex! This ‘Special’ is for the Hexer without hope – the terminally ill or afflicted, the ruined or the destitute. The Suicide Hex is the greatest occult innovation since Eliphas Levi walked the Earth!
Think of it this way: the Hexer fires his or her Hate into the Ether (with our skilled help, of course!); and releases maximum energy by committing suicide at the instant of cursing! Aye, as the Hexer cuts their wrists, or swallows that fatal overdose, or jumps from that bridge, or swings from that tree, they fire their curse with supreme psychic focus into the Quintessence! Augmented by our renowned practitioners, this is a curse guaranteed to work!!! Calamity will be rehearsed upon your foes; even though ye be dead, their lives are ruined.
Albert Little and Abigail Brown have been given the task of shooting these potent Hexes into the occult ether – they alone have the primal skills of supernatural manipulation necessary to guide the Suicide Hex to its target – the miscreants who have ruined your life!
Happy Hexing: in Seven Moons, my mystic children, we shall converse again.
Labels: 2008, February, monthly address